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- Things to do to losers -
1. Crank call them until disconnect thier phone line.
2. Take thier basketball when they're not home and melt it with napalm.
3. Send them a virus.
4. Egg Their house.
5. Throw ballons full of colored shaving cream in thier back yard or on
thier house.
6. Order 2 - 3 extra large pizas to thier house from 5 different places.
7. Order plumbers to thier house from 5 different places so they come to
the house about 30 minutes apart.
8. Order male and female strippers to thier house.
9. Order a cement truck to thier house full of hot pink cement.
10. Order a dumpster to thier house.
11. Fill thier trash can with little pieces of packing styrofoam.
12. Fill thier trash can with water on trash night.
13. Send them threats through the mail.
14. Write fuck you on thier grass with sulfuric acid.
15. Cover thier grass with cement in the back yard when thier not home.
16. Tip over cat houses.
17. Throw thier cloths off of the clothes line onto the roof.
18. Catch and kill alot of BIG bugs and throw them in devious places such
as threw their window. A good way to catch and kill bugs fast is to make
a kill jar like this. Take a pickle jar and fill the bottom 1/2 high with
plaster. Pour acetone in the plaster after it is dry. Let the acetone
sit for a minute then pour out the execess. Then keep the lid on. After
you catch a bug with this it can take anywhere from 1 - 10 minutes to kill
the bug depending on its size.
19. Order a dumpster to their house.
20. Throw rocks at thier house after they have all gone to sleep.
21. Get ahold of some bacteria from a lab and rub it on their door knob.
22. Punch alot of holes in their hose.
23. Slash their tires.
24. Take dog crap and smear it all over their house.
25. Buy some fish and let them rot. Then drop down their chimney or any
other creative place.
26. Fill thier mailbox with snails.
-------------Vortex